Better Late Than Pregnant….It’s Music Monday!

Since I was busy getting drunk before 5pm yesterday and didn’t get home until 11am this morning – yay for cocktail training at work, dinner, and a drag show, on a Monday nonetheless – I wasn’t able to post this yesterday. I know, I know…three weeks in and I’ve failed at staying regular. Get over it.

So since all things are better late than pregnant (or never, whichever phrase you prefer), I present to you this week’s Music Monday selections.

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One-Jobbed Wonder

quit-your-day-jobYou’re probably thinking to yourself, “Wait a minute….didn’t he just post last month in Job Hunting 101 that he’d accepted an offer and was going to be working two jobs?”

Why yes, yes I did. The second job lasted all of 24 hours. Go me. I think this might set a record (at least a personal one for sure) for shortest span of employment ever.

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Music Monday Strikes Again

This week’s edition of Music Monday is brought to you by the letter “I” (as in: “I” for “Insomnia”) since that’s what I was experiencing last night…because what do I do when I can’t sleep? The logical answer would be to dig out some Tylenol PM and down a dose (or three) with a whiskey sour, but because I’m fresh out of Tylenol PM, I’m sat in bed surfing the web for some new jams. You can thank me later for getting all of these stuck in your head. Enjoy!


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Introducing Music Monday

I’m constantly being asked by friends what I’m listening to and if I know of any good new music. Why yes, yes I do.

Therefore, I’m implementing a new “Music Monday” feature where I’ll spotlight ten songs each week that I’m jamming to right now.

Feel free to love it, share it, download it, do whatever with it. Maybe it’s available in iTunes, maybe you can illegally download it – I don’t know, I don’t care……just enjoy it.

If you have suggestions of something I should check out (and possibly feature the next week), leave a comment with a link and I’ll be sure to give it a listen.

So on that note…here’s some of what I currently can’t get enough of. Enjoy!

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Epic GrindrFails: Vol. 2

It was recently brought to my attention that Manhunt thinks I’m one of the hottest guys on their site. Well that’s a new one. I’d honestly forgotten I even had a profile on there until I received this email from them the other day:

“Hey there! We love your look, and we’re sure a lot of our users would agree! We’d like to feature you as one of our hottest members. This will include one picture (only your public pictures would be used) and a link to your Manhunt profile featured on our blogs and social networks.”

My ego would like to extend a sincere thank you for the boost of confidence.

But really, Manhunt, thanks. I’ll take the compliment.

I mean, who knows…perhaps some Prince Charming in a Maserati (or on a yacht) will see this and be like “Well helloooooooooo, future husband material!” and come speeding/sailing to rescue me from my high-rise tower on Lake Michigan.

One can dream, right?

So here I was, sitting around avoiding folding my Mount Everest-sized pile of laundry engulfing my bed when *ping* – in comes an email from Manhunt showcasing it’s hottest members of the week. Soon after, my phone started pinging more frequently alerting me that my Prince Charming wannabes were sending me messages. Well that was fast.

However…the first message sent me into a fit of laughter and reminded me how ridiculously barbaric some men are. If you thought there was no hope for humanity, you’re probably right based on some of these conversations. I can’t help but shake my head in disgust while laughing to myself as I take a screenshot. So on that note, I present to you Round 2 of some of the more ridiculous messages I’ve received lately on Grindr, Manhunt, and other such apps.  Continue reading